toy shopping nightmare

So I've got a few family and friend kid birthdays coming up, so I'm on Amazon looking at toys. Here are a few weird things I saw:

Thinking no one would appreciate these under the Christmas tree:http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_t/103-5641527-4073442?url=search-alias%3Dtoys-and-games&field-keywords=living+dead+dolls

and related, for my English buddies... Nothing like a necrophiliac doll and his "partner" to spice up a birthday party: http://www.amazon.com/Living-Dolls-Edgar-Allan-Annabel/dp/B000IM37DC/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1204315488&sr=1-3

Here's another interesting item, for the future serial killer in your family:http://www.amazon.com/American-Science-Surplus-DOLL-PARTS/dp/B000YQ3LG0/ref=sr_1_44?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1204314808&sr=1-44

And lastly, just an observation: I saw multiple instances of dolls that were cheaper in the black version than they were in the white version. Like, sometimes half the price. How disturbing is that. And why should I have to pay more for a doll of my race just because I'm white as a ghost?