My accessories would be:
- A giant travel mug of coffee (with matching coffee stains on pants)
- A computer keyboard
- A box of Sudafed
- A book of humorous essays, preferably by Augusten Burroughs or Chuck Klosterman
- A documentary about a serial killer (or plural killers)
- Plaid old man pjs
- A TV, permanently set on a channel that reruns everything, like TBS
- A remote control for said TV
- A sweater jacket with baby vomit on the left shoulder
- The biggest bottle of lotion they could fit in the box
- An econo-sized bottle of Prozac
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