my superpower is to be supafly

Okay, I was at the post office, and I saw the ever-present basket of crap they are always trying to get rid of... prints that are like giant stamps with flowers or unknown historical figures on them. Today, it was superheroes. The superhero on the top? Plastic Man. Have you ever seen him? I'm saying, I would want an outfit a little less disco if I were going to be a superpower with amazing abilities. He looks like all he's missing is a Joey Tribbiani gold engraved bracelet, a bushy mustache, and a cocktail: