the little munch

So I walk by my bedroom door and see Aidan is a suspicious spot, so I say, "What are you doing?"

He immediately pops up and I see that he's playing with my sewing box, which he doesn't normally go around. It was my aunt Beverly's before she died, so I keep them away from it. I say, "Get away from that box."

He says, "But, Mommy, I'm using it as my evil instrument of torture."