idiots

Note to jerky couple boarding flight from Dallas:

You are flying Southwest. That means you are in the same financial boat as the rest of us. Stop operating under the delusion you are a first class passenger on the Concord. You needn't run me over or tackle the lady in front of me... those two individual seats taken are not going to make you miss the flight. You also need to be aware of the hundred people waiting behind you as you leisurely settle into your seats taking up the entire aisle THEN rise to stow your briefcase, which would have fit under a seat anyway. Additionally, should you choose to be a major jerk, perhaps you should keep your boarding pass hidden so that potential serial killers don't have your name. Ellie Fenton. Flying from Dallas Love to Amarillo. That's ELLIE FENTON.