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QOTD: New Year's Resolutions

It's almost time once again for the dreaded new year's resolutions.
Do you have any?
What are they?
Are they repeats from years prior?

Me, I gave up on resolutions long ago. Now I do new year's restitutions: I make a list of everyone who deserves a good beating, then I set forth to deliver those beatings in the new year. Of course, I'm at the top of the list, so I spend most of New Year's Day kicking myself in the ass, which sort of makes one go in a circle, so you could call that a new year's revolution as well.

Thanks, TotalBlammBlamm, for the idea.

from http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/12/qotd-new-years-resolutions.html