please do not leave dishes unattended

Check out this cheesy website... it's the first one I ever made for myself back when I was in grad school. Beware of spacing... they didn't have these giant wide monitors when I made that.
http://www.geocities.com/jmespages/

And since we're on a nostalgic retro vibe, here's a poem off said website:

Please Do Not Leave the Dishes Unattended*
*This was written as a joke. My friend Katie and I were at her then-boyfriend's dorm at LSU, waiting in the hall. There was a sign in the kitchen across the hall that said, "Please do not leave dishes unattended." I thought that was pretty funny, and wondered what, in fact, the dishes might do if they were left unattended.

Tupperware
Ceramic demons
Gazing hungrily out of the cupboard of glass
As the last inhibitor
Of this possessed kitchen inferno
Exits the room
They cautiously peruse the room
For signs of danger
The cupboard door slowly, then rapidly
Swings open
As they hear the final door
To dormitory existence slam shut
The first and bravest of the
Plastic leaders
Plunges to seeming death
Halts at the sudden impact
Of the square-tiled marble floor
Skids to the hall and observes
Nothing
All the others play
Follow the leader
As they make a grand trek
Down the hall
The ceramic leader
Rushes to the opposite barrier
Stops abruptly
And turns
Annoyingly loud music begins
As he turns his small and tacky head
And says, in an oh-so-repulsive and
Loud voice,
"LIMBO!!!"

jme December 1994