more for the smorgasbord

These people down the road have one of those fake dogs that's bent over with the missing head, like it's digging in the dirt. Except they have it sideways on their porch. Like PERHAPS the dog blasted his head through the concrete.

And I just watched Notes on a Scandal. One of the first lines (the narrator is a teacher) is "The first day of a new term. Here come the local pubescent proles. The future plumbers and shop assistants. And doubtless the odd terrorist too."

How true. :)