things I never thought I'd say

Things I thought I'd never say (related to things that can only be realized in retrospect):

1. I miss when gas was only $2.00 a gallon.
   
2. I wish I could be awakened by an alarm clock.
   
3. I wish I could grade for five hours straight at home this weekend.
   
4. I'd love to be awakened by someone cleaning the house.
   
5. I wish I could raise my kids in Louisiana.
   
6. It'd be cool to go back to whenever I was so skinny I had trouble finding clothes small enough to fit.
   
7. I wish it were more humid.
   
8. I'm ready for warm/hot weather.
   
9. I wish my boobs were smaller.
   
10. I'd love to live on my parents' street.