those delicious young filets of female

I bought Tony these Canterbury Tales trivia type cards at this gift shop in Albuquerque, and I was looking at them this morning when we took the boys to the mall. Here is the best one I've found so far. This is the explanation in plain English on the back of Ye Olde English:

"A knight named January, having turned sixty, decides to wed for the first time. He explains that while he prefers old fish--such as an old pike instead of a young one--he is partial to young women. Yet he does find young veal more tasty than mature beef."

I'm wondering if, at 33, I'm young veal, old beef, old pike, or some missing link in between.