Liam

Just in case you were wondering who the most hilarious kid in the world is, it's Liam.

Okay, it's impossible to explain in words what all this kid does. He is dancing or making noises or faces or walking like a zombie or something, and often when no one is looking, just for his own personal enjoyment. I'll have to get a video. Like of him saying, "WHASSUUUUUUUUP" beer commercial style. Or him dropping his water and saying, of his own accord, "Oh Lord." ("Oh, Loid.") Or when he can't reach a toy that rolled below the washing machine and stands up and says, frustrated, "This is ridiculous."

Oh, and if you were wondering, he'll be two in October.

So this morning he wanted me to carry him around and I wouldn't do it, so while I was upstairs in my closet getting my clothes to get dressed, he stood at the bottom of the stairs (just like six or seven stairs), yelling and crying and generally throwing a fit.

After a few minutes, he stopped crying, and proceeded to inform me, with a plain, straight voice, over and over, "I'M SAD. I'M SAD. I'M SAD."

Just in case you didn't know, there, mom.