things i learned during my 3 am insomnia wake up period

1. Some temp agencies apparently still require a typewriter typing test. I'd be screwed.
   
2. Cartoon Network sells a shirt that simply says, "I pooted."
   
3. One can sneak black tar heroin into a prison via the glue strip on an envelope or in tiny balloons disguised as Trix among real Trix.
   
4. Resolve is an awesome cleaner for my sofa. Okay, I already knew this one, but it was reconfirmed.
   
5. P-town W. has four year old t-ball, so perhaps Aidan will be able to play this year.
   
6. Our high temp today will be 50 degrees. Not very interesting.
   
7. I hate Glenn Beck almost as much as I LOATHE Bill O'Reilly.
   
8. A chicken cooked on a Nuwave Oven is delectably moist.
   
9. Mr. T is the spokesperson for a new cooking device. And it's not the Nuwave Oven.
   
10. Law and Order comes on at 3 am! Yes! I'm off now…